Not in my Cookbook
by Leah Woolridge
“I’ll eat her uterus.”
Did I hear that right?
Pardon my ignorance,
I didn’t know that a uterus was a delicacy or a delight.
Is it served as an appetizer, dinner, or dessert?
Is it considered seasonal, endangered, or an aphrodisiac spurt?
Is it puréed, sautéed, or flayed?
Hmmm, I think I missed that episode of Rachael Ray
Offering the pussine cuisine to be devoured by her audience.