Not in my Cookbook – – Leah Woolridge

Not in my Cookbook

by Leah Woolridge

 

“I’ll eat her uterus.”

Did I hear that right?

Pardon my ignorance,

I didn’t know that a uterus was a delicacy or a delight.

Is it served as an appetizer, dinner, or dessert?

Is it considered seasonal, endangered, or an aphrodisiac spurt?

Is it puréed, sautéed, or flayed?

Hmmm, I think I missed that episode of Rachael Ray

In stirrups

Offering the pussine cuisine to be devoured by her audience.

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